My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.
Brought my new puppy Charlie into work the other day. Had to follow the employee dress code
i just slammed my fists on the table
That lil dance you do to the microwave when your food is ready
These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
Boys are fucking weird
"If you could be invisible for a day what would you do?"
i would die
Take me there